Nuihc
Renegade Master of Sinanju
Hear me round-eyes, hear the words of Nuihc, true Master of Sinanju. Though I have been consigned to the Void lo these many years, my thirst for vengeance upon my hated uncle and his student has not slackened.
I have been chosen to act as your guide through the pair's most deadly enemies. Prepare to be introduced to the many foes of Remo Williams and his master, Chiun....
Mr.
Gordons
Killer Android
My hated uncle and his white pupil have overcome may foes throughout the years, but perhaps none as formidable as the android survival machine known as Mr. Gordons. The creature was designed with one goal: to survive. He quickly determined that if he were to fulfill his primary function, Remo Williams and the Master of Sinanju must die.
Gordons has clashed with the pair on several occasions, only to return from certain destruction time and time again. Will Mr. Gordons be the one to destroy the Destroyer? I certainly hope so....
The
Dutchman
Heir to Nuihc's Evil
The most deadly
threat of all to the so-called "Destroyer" is my own pupil, Jeremiah Purcell,
the Dutchman. A young man who is Remo Williams's equal in Sinanju. The Dutchman also has
the power to create illusions with his mind, and to cause actual flames to spring into
being with his merest thought.
Chiun believes Jeremiah and Remo are mystically linked; that one cannot survive if the other dies. They are Yin and Yang, two sides of the same coin. One a force for good, the other absolute evil. Perhaps my student will yet prevail....
Kali
Goddess of Death
Few beings can
number an actual goddess among their foes and live, yet somehow Remo and Chiun has managed
to survive the machinations of the goddess Kali on several occasions. It is said that the
goddess believes the white to be the reincarnation of Shiva, the Destroyer, chief among
the gods. Kali seeks to awaken her lover Shiva, and dance the BLAHBLAH, a dance which will
end the entire universe.
Friend
High-tech Computer Chip
It's hard to believe that something as insignificant as a
computer chip could challenge the Master of Sinanju and his student, but Friend
has managed to time and time again. Created to tirelessly toil toward profit, Friend is
out to control the economy of the entire world, no matter what the cost to its human
inhabitants. Thus far CURE and its operatives, Remo and Chiun, have managed to thwart the
chip's mad schemes, but who knows what the future will hold?
The
Master
Chinese Vampire and Vegetarian
Sinanju has many foes. None are as fierce as the ancient cult of
Chinese blood-drinkers lead by the Master. The cult is out to destroy all those that
profane their sacred stomachs with the taint of meat, which is anathema to the vampires.
Their schemes have twice pitted them against Remo and Master Chiun. Can this ancient group
triumph over Sinanju? Only time will tell, and the undead have all the time in the world.
Uncle
Sam Beasley
Beloved Cartoonist, Would-Be Conqueror
To the world at large, Uncle Sam Beasley is a
beloved childhood memory; creator of Beasleyland and Beasley World; the man who gave us
Monongahela Mouse, Screwball Squirrel, and Dingbat Duck; an American icon.
When Uncle Sam "died" in the late 60's, Beasley technicians used cryogenics to preserve his body until cures could be found for his ailment.
It's the late 1990's and Beasley is back, with an animatronic heart and a taste for conquest! Beasley also sports an animatronic hand and eyes, and billions of dollars to make his twisted dreams come true. Talk about a case of freezer burn! Enough money and power to put an end to the Destroyer?
